I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two
And I can't say I blame him 'cos I'd cheat a priest just to get to you
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She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don't pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
Duuuruh duh duuuruh duuuruh duh
And I don't mind that she gets hammered
And goes home with other guys
There's no jealousy
'Cos she's little miss pipedream fantasy
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I saw her slam back tequilas like oliver reed on an irish stag do
And I'll wait if you stay 'cos foggy london town's not built for me or you
Don't leave miss pipedream 'cos I love you
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And I don't mind that she gets hammered
And goes home with other guys
There's no jealousy that she'll grind it out with friends but not with me
She's my little pipedream fantasy
Duuuruh duh duuuruh duuuruh duh
Uuuuh uh uuuuh uh uuuuh uh
