One shot, two shot, three tequila floor,
Cowboy bouncer's 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool
That worms got a kick like a tennessee mule
Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees
Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me
Tequila goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila great big buzz in a lil bitty glass
Tequila glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, blue agave, fire in a bottle
Too much cabo wabo do the cucaracha wobble
You think by now a drinkin man would learn
You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm
