Well, you can take your snow and shove it
This is our Christmas and we love it
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is vietnamese
That's the way that California does it
Even our santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman
Is he even awake?
Yeah, I'm just really baked
If he can be santa claus, anyone can!
California Christmas time
It's just a golden state of mind
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
Put on some pants, chet!
And what would Christmas be without
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
Super tight!
'Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right!
Mmm, so good!
California Christmas time
Don we now our surf apparel
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
It's this chick named carol
She does henna tattoos
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
She's still finding herself
We're all finding ourselves!
Okay, there is no easy answer
For our high rates of skin cancer
It took my dad's life
And it killed my wife
Hang ten, Rudolph and prancer!
California Christmas time
We gather 'round and sing songs by sublime
And all our local reggae bands are white
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
They may have gonorrhea
But at least it's not frostbite!
It's not frostbite!
'Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right!
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You have places to be, I get it
