I just want my fucking house back
Free me from this football hell
And my kitchen is full of snacks
All i want is a place to smoke my crack
Without having to hide from the public
Always sneaking off in the back
Yea, all i want is a place to park my car
Without having to use the street
To wanna keep it safe in my garage
Yea all i want is a place that i can hide in
Where i can open up my slip and slide
Where i can run, where i can take a dive
Cuz i am home
Is where my heart is
Yea home is where i belong
Yea home is the best place to take a seat
Home cooked meal is what i wanna eat
On my own place mat
I just want my fucking house back
I just want my fucking house back
With time to rest my dogs
And plenty more time to find the cat
All i want is a day to do the laundry
But that's a bit of a quandary
Cuz i gots no house to help me
Yea all i want is a place to keep things quiet
So i can play scrabble in the nude
Don't knock it untill you've tried it
Yea all i want is a chance to scratch the floor
Cuz i could rearrange my furniture
In hopes to block the door
Cuz i be home
Is where my heart is
Home is where i belong
Home is the best place to take a nap
Only place on earth that feels safe to crap
Home is what i want and that's a fact
I just want my fucking house back
