Germans love to insult me
The country condescends
We call it arrogance they call it making friends
Scottish don't speak a language
The british love to GOB
Japanese like to chase me down streets of nagoya
Canadians talk shit aboot me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in italy is stuck or broken down
The kiwis I can't remember
Russians turned us away
Australians are so fucking cool I got no shit to say
Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shits to us
The french like jerry lewis
The greek beat up the opening punk band
The dutch are too fucking tall
But americans win the prize of the stupidest of them all
So lets all move to australia, sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is american drugs and german beers
