You Just Can't Win

You're way out of your league,
you've more than met your match!
I guess you're slowing down, old man,
can't hit what you can't catch!

Soon the whole world will know
the genius of my plan.
I will find a way to stop you
any way I can!

You're such a goody two-shoes,
it's more fun being bad.
No one's gonna side with you,
you're stark raving mad!

Oh yeah? Just ask your mother.
That's all in the past!
Listen to me, little boy:
Nice guys finish last!

Oh no!

You just can't win!
You're not that strong.
Time to pay for your sins!
You got it all wrong!

You just can't win!
I'm gonna shut you down!
Your chances are slim!
No more fooling around!

Let the battle begin!
You just can't win!