I'm So Happy I Could Die

I’m so happy I could die
I’m so happy I could die right now
I’m so happy since you left me
I could die because I’m so happy
Just kill me now

I’m so rich I don’t need your money
I’m so rich I get paid all the time
I’m so rich since you left me, honey
I could marry someone who would marry me
Just for my money

Get your tattoos
Read your funny papers
Drink your coffee black
I’m so happy
What did you think this was:
Me trying to get you back?

I’m so lucky I roll snake eyes
I’m so lucky the dealer lets me drink for free
I’m so lucky since you left me
Bet you been wondering if ii get lucky, well
I don’t kiss and tell

Get your tattoos
Read your funny papers
Drink your whiskey neat
Ii’m so happy
What did you think this was:
Me trying to sweep you off your feet?

I’m so happy
Just kill me now