And the sign says "long hair freak people need not apply"
So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine out standingyoung manI think you'll do
So I took off my hatI said "Imagine thatHuhMe working for you"
SignsSigns
Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery
Breaking up my mind
Do this,don't do that
Can't you read the sign
And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right
To put up a fenceAnd keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in
If God was hereHe'd tell it to your faceManYou're some kind of sinner
SignsSigns
Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery
Breaking up my mind
Do this,don't do that
Can't you read the sign
Oh Say now misterCan't you read
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't watchNo You can't eatYou ain't supposed to be here
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside"Huh
And the sign says "Everybody welcomeCome inKneel down and pray"
But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
And I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paperAnd I made up my own little sign
I saidThank you Lord for thinking about meI'm alive and doing fine
SignsSigns
Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery
Breaking up my mind
Do this,don't do that
Can't you read the sign
SignsSigns
Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery
Breaking up my mind
Do this,don't do that
Can't you read the sign
