I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
Well, my body could use a little slimming
I keep my shirt on when I go swimming
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version
Of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to be a helluva man
I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore

I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version
Of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

With each and every passing year
Came a lot of French fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna ****
She don't wanna!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version
Of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

No, I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version
Of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No, I don't look good naked anymore