tony's loaded, that's what tony says
i drink champagne all day
we know he's a farce; he talks out his arse... hey,
hey
tony told me how he made a mint
a life of luxury
we've heard it before, a cock n'bull story
and i saw tony yesterday
he says he's got no mates again
what can he say, what can he do?
if only tony knew
tony owns a place in the sun he says
that's how i got my tan
but he's been spread on his mam's sunbed man
tony owed me a fiver a year ago
you'll get it back says he
we know it ain't so cause he ain't got no money
