Got too drunk at the christmas party,puked on my dress shit guess I better leave
On the way home I take a detour, I wanna see you, I wish I never saw
Get the key from under the mat, try to find the light I stumble around
I think I heard a noise what’s that sound
Well that’s my best friend and you’re going down
It’s christmas once again but
You’re fuckin one of my friends
Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undying love that won’t weather
I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this christmas
Everyone’s excited about going home
But I’m embarrassed to tell my mum
All the christmas lights and the mistletoe are only making me feel more alone
All the skater kids are stoned on the hill, even the goths are filled with good will
I head to the bar to see old faces, we’re in old streets but new places
It’s christmas once again but
You’re fuckin one of my friends
Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undying love that won’t weather
I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this christmas
Well I guess there’s other girls you fucked
Well I guess this means you really suck
Well I hope you feel alone this christmas
You can say goodbye to this cause
You know I’m never coming back
It’s christmas once again but
You’re fuckin one of my friends
Well I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undying love that won’t weather
I hate her, I hate her, I hate you this christmas
