Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane
Almost hit my car
Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat
On her motherfucking phone
Tried to wave an officer down
He was on Instagram
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Stinky fuckin' dude on the airplane
Didn't wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside
The carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto
He sat in my fuckin' row
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night
In my fucking driveway
And I don't even own a dog
Pick up after your mastiff
You lazy fucking cunt
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Everbody
Everybody can suck my dick
Everybody can suck my fuckin' dick
Everybody can lick my motherfuckin' balls
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick
Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte
With whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck everbody!
Everybody can suck my motherfuckin' dick
