Rule 1, never post your girlfriends nudes
Never put your sex tapes on youtube
Not at least till she cheats on you You're done
But Greg, it looks like you fucked up this time
But if she's still you're girlfriend, then you're fine If she thinks she looks good, then what's the crime? You've won!
Damage Control Tell her you love her more than you love her naked mirror shots
Damage Control Tell her you'll keep them to yourself from now on
Damage Control Tell her that you're sorry, that you were feeling gnarly that night Damage Control To the recycle bin, but first send us the pics
